li0nsback:

imagine liking someone who:

  • wasn’t out of your league
  • wasn’t miles away
  • was single
  • actually liked you

woah imagine

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This guy talked to me today I think we’re getting married bring comfy shoes to the reception so you don’t get blisters when we do the cha cha slide

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I wish I had a cute soft spoken voice but no I got stuck with the voice of a walrus

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Shout out to all those hipster pancreases out there who decided that functioning was “too mainstream”. 

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thesassylorax:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

comedy gold

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it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

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webuildinsonnets:


I cleaned out my purse today.

webuildinsonnets:

I cleaned out my purse today.

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Ugly is somethin’ that grows up inside you. It’s mean and hurtin’, like them boys. Now, you’re not one of them, is you?

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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